I've been called fun,ugly,sexy,weird,eccentric,positive, cute , kind, loving, a zombie, a tease a, mad, imtelligenrt, I've been called sick too not sure if they meant it in street talk as sick good or sick bad but I will take whatever and I've been called more but i will let you be the judge if i fit into any of those categories. Im batty about my knitted bats and take them...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Ok a little bit about what I'm looking for. I'm a gym regular who like to keep in shape and take care of myself. My body's a temple and I'm looking for somebody to worship at it. I don't take life too seriously and a bit of NSA action with a hot guy is how I like to spend my spare time.
Let's meet, have a drink and see where...
heres me in a nutshell, i thought id give you a list of words of what describe me or what im like and you can derive you own conclusion as to the type of lady i am. sexy, fun, discreet, willing, able, gorgeous, erotic, playful, horny, a minx, bbw, bubble butt, bigger than most but hotter than all. 29, dark skinned, mix origin, london, can accom, looking for attached, regualar...
MUSIC MAD my dream is to meet o long haired guitarist lol, but anyone who loves music. I love going to gigs. Looking someone25/45 would like younger man who needs to be fit as in energetic as LOVE sex wud have 24/7 Looks I'm not into buff bodies, I rather have a good looking face & no bald men either please Love a gentleman and who likes conversation saucy or...
Petite bubbly gym bunny who likes the finer things in life. Works hard and plays hard and enjoys fast cars and rugby just as much as chick flicks and shopping. Loves music and loves to dance! Looking for an ongoing FWB to go out and stay in with. A single guy, who knows what they want out of life. Someone who likes to keep themselves in shape, although witty conversation...
BIG BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL LOOKING FOR DATING ONLY Looking for an intelligent and sensitive guy who is ready for that next step in his life. Someone who loves to laugh, travel and explore something more meaningful. I appreciate someone who is confident in there future goals and is not afraid to be seen with a large, big bellied and sexy woman like me. YES ! I'm very attracted to white...
looking for fun because I get bored and im crazy. I do and say random things :)
age is wrong
5'5
if you married or in a relationship don't even bother your message will be deleted instantly :)
ask if you want to know anthing x
I'm very easy going and kind till I'm annoyed, I try to be honest with most things I do ;)
PATIENCE IS APPRECIATED.
if...
I want some one to fuck me while my husband is watching. PEASE leave your EMAIL ADDRESS and I will get in touch. XXXXXXX EMAIL ADDRESS PLEASE AND NON SMOKERS ONLY XXXXXX
HAVE TO BE 100/ STD FREE
I am only 5ft tall ASIAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR HONEST MALE OR FEMALE. Pleas get in touch if you CAN ACCOMMODATE (not in HOTEL please).(no water sports no anal please).
Thank you...
Come say hello I don't bite. well maybe I do..
Would love to meet someone nice.
Just some things I don't do before you get in touch I don't do hotels, won't meet you after chatting for 5 minutes, I don't do one nite stands and I am not into couples, swingers parties, orgies or dogging or rimming a big Ewwwwwwwww to that one!!!!! I am not a slag or...